This is the last photo to ever be taken of my handlebar moustache. It disappeared this morning around 3:30 am. This isn’t forever. I needed to change. I will now use this blog to showcase other marvelous moustachioed men. A whole blog dedicated to my own facial hair is pretty selfish. And I am trying to change that about myself.
Currently Listening: Dikembe - Chicago Bowls
Heir To The Moustache Throne.
A lot of people think that I look like Rollie Fingers, but what they really mean is that my moustache looks like Rollie’s moustache.
Sometimes I like to pull it straight up like Dali. A really intoxicated girl at Garfield Artworks just started slurring out how much she loved Dali and my moustache to me at a show. I have no idea why I didn’t get her #.
But most of the time I just look like Mung Daal.
Moustache Fact #4 Not everyone can pull off the mustache look. A lot of people wind up looking like a “pederast”, as Walter would say. This is my friend Jeff’s web show. This is an episode where Jeff grows a mustache. It does not go well for him.
GPOYM (Gratuitous Picture Of Your Moustache) Billiards at Games N’at in South Side with two of me mates. Photo credit: Chris Drinko. Three Stooges photobombing.
When drinking a beer with a good head on it, you will receive a foam moustache on top of your real moustache. I tend to like this because I can save a little sip of beer on my upper lip for later.