THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UPKEEP

This is the last photo to ever be taken of my handlebar moustache. It disappeared this morning around 3:30 am. This isn’t forever. I needed to change. I will now use this blog to showcase other marvelous moustachioed men. A whole blog dedicated to my own facial hair is pretty selfish. And I am trying to change that about myself. Currently Listening: Dikembe - Chicago Bowls  

This is the last photo to ever be taken of my handlebar moustache. It disappeared this morning around 3:30 am. This isn’t forever. I needed to change. I will now use this blog to showcase other marvelous moustachioed men. A whole blog dedicated to my own facial hair is pretty selfish. And I am trying to change that about myself. 

Currently Listening: Dikembe - Chicago Bowls 

 

Oh boy am I tired. Drove to Brookline. Moved sound racks. Waited around. Went to Kopy’s. Made and recorded some sludge noise. Got dressed up and went to Ibiza for Alison’s birthday. Went to Howler’s for the Triangle and Rhino show. Drove home with ears ringing screaming along to Snowing’s last LP. 

Oh boy am I tired. Drove to Brookline. Moved sound racks. Waited around. Went to Kopy’s. Made and recorded some sludge noise. Got dressed up and went to Ibiza for Alison’s birthday. Went to Howler’s for the Triangle and Rhino show. Drove home with ears ringing screaming along to Snowing’s last LP. 

Here is a data bent version of the picture I just posted.

Here is a data bent version of the picture I just posted.

The Human Torch and The Thing: Mustache Buddies. 

The Human Torch and The Thing: Mustache Buddies. 

Heir To The Moustache Throne. 

Heir To The Moustache Throne. 

A lot of people think that I look like Rollie Fingers, but what they really mean is that my moustache looks like Rollie’s moustache. Sometimes I like to pull it straight up like Dali. A really intoxicated girl at Garfield Artworks just started slurring out how much she loved Dali and my moustache to me at a show.  I have no idea why I didn’t get her #.
But most of the time I just look like Mung Daal. 

A lot of people think that I look like Rollie Fingers, but what they really mean is that my moustache looks like Rollie’s moustache. 

Sometimes I like to pull it straight up like Dali. A really intoxicated girl at Garfield Artworks just started slurring out how much she loved Dali and my moustache to me at a show.  I have no idea why I didn’t get her #.

But most of the time I just look like Mung Daal. 

Moustache Fact #4 Not everyone can pull off the mustache look. A lot of people wind up looking like a “pederast”, as Walter would say. This is my friend Jeff’s web show. This is an episode where Jeff grows a mustache. It does not go well for him.

GPOYM (Gratuitous Picture Of Your Moustache) Billiards at Games N’at in South Side with two of me mates. Photo credit: Chris Drinko.  Three Stooges photobombing. 

GPOYM (Gratuitous Picture Of Your Moustache) Billiards at Games N’at in South Side with two of me mates. Photo credit: Chris Drinko.  Three Stooges photobombing. 

Moustache Fact #77

When drinking a beer with a good head on it, you will receive a foam moustache on top of your real moustache. I tend to like this because I can save a little sip of beer on my upper lip for later. 

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